Blogging Etiquette

1. Never Blog about friends using their real names. especially friends who could possibly see for themselves or hear from other friends about your blog about them. Especially after a night of drinking at the local bar. You may receive that 2AM call. And not the good call Like the booty drunk dial.

2. When blogging about yourself. Make sure you are emotionally stable at the time of the writing. Make sure you havent just broken off with your mate of the last 10 months. Or that you arent trying to impress anyone but yourself. Also ensure that you reread blog in case you had changed the name and maybe accidentially wrote the right name in its place.

3. Always stick with a theme for yourself. Some bloggers are the funny bloggers, some are the I only make fun of myself bloggers, some go in for the kill and attack all living things in their sight, and still some others are just naturally witty and charming and it just shines through their writings. Never stray from your style.

4. Never write a blog about someone else whom you have heard a secret about. Especially if its a very personal secret. not only will you not be able to keep a straight face the next time you see them. But you will only find humor in their misery. And they will know you know.

5.When in a new relationship with a fellow blogger dont pour your soul out to the whole blogging community. You may find yourself the fodder of a future blog about that "crazy chick from Blog spot.com".

6. Leave innocent children, Old Men, and Fat women out of your blogs. Your words may come back to bite you one day....literally.

7. Never put your Mom in one of your blogs. She did give birth to you. I know you were only kidding , but later... you will regret it.

8.Never go out "searching" for a blog. Just let them come to you naturally. Its just safer that way.

9. Never blog out loud ....always blog in writing. There are still alot of people who dont know what a blog is exactly. And also, you will receive funny looks.

10. Never sacrifice sleep for a good blog. Sure, write cliffnotes.....write on your hand or your leg...but for Gods sake dont write delirious. It can only come back to haunt you.
Which goes back to number 2....and should also include proofreading.

Good Blogging.....Honey Caves